Yesterday, my little dog Dottie, 10 pounds saoking wet, was attacked by an unleashed pit bull. A pit bull wearing a pink polka dotted collar. Luckily for Dottie, the pit bulls owner managed to get her out of the dogs jaws, ..... Except for my osbession with Vin Diesel, Andy Roddick, and pretty much ayn man in a welltailored suit, Id fit right in. Look at Ellen DeGeneres always dancing and uycking it up. And yesterday I caught myself thikning, cute outfit. ...